toaster-time-machine:
Run, run for your life!
Run, little tree! RUUUUN!
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why-am-i-soo-funny:
allthingsdiealone:
canibeskinny-please:
averygleekywitch:
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iveabandonedmyboooooy:
gemeaux:
queercakes:
chic-chibi-chica:
wethinktherefore:
didyoudance:
homemadedarkmark | devonwood:
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.
‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.
SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly
BABY GOT self-respect
OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes
EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.
I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire
I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.
I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it.
DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?
BEGGIN FOR A PIECE of that bubble gum because we just had a lovely dinner at a classy Italian restaurant
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Fuck it, time to drink :D
suchasimplelittlewhore:
Life
I like those scribble thoughts of yours BTW< 3
Thank you ^-^
I’m just broken goods…
You were the last one to have touched me,
The night was just for embrace,
But the gentle kiss you laid on my cheek,
Then again on my lips,
And then all over me…
That night shouldn’t have happened.
After all that we’ve been through,
Through thick and thin I stood by you.
You left me out in the cold.
Ruined my favourite songs,
My dreams and hopes for the future,
Everything that I could call my own,
You took…
I will raise hell and raise it well,
I will destroy the things you love,
The ones you love.
Just like you did to me.
I will raise hell and raise it well.
Turning my friends against me still,
Haunting my dreams and nightmares,
The pathetic things you write on the walls,
The looks you give me,
I’ve showed you the door,
So leave because I don’t need you here,
You won’t come back,
Go out of sight and out of mind.
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